I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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