do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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