i was rollin on her like bob the builder
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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