I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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