Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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