i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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