i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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