I think my fart just growled at me.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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