A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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