I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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