wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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