ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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