you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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