I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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