doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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