brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
