I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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