I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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