So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
COCAINE IS GR8
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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