So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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