Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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