they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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