shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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