I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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