sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
They have beer where we have blood.
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