yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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