JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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