oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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