Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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