So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
