there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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