yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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