well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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