But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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