That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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