I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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