do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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