I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
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Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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