if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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