Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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