I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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