I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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