she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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