Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My first STD was from a foam party
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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