We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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