Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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