i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
