she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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