No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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