look no pants
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Randomize