so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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