Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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