what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
How does it feel to date your dad?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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