Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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