omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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