Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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