I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
