We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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