I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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